New vs Old

  The days of recession are here.Jobs are becoming annoyingly difficult to attain or hold on to.The necessity of accomplishing either one of the above has led to the mother of all inventions – the all new Men’s Underwear.Symbolic of the Buttocks Upliftment,it apparently gives an attractive shape and also holds it firmly in place.Fashion folks have gone on to label it as iconic,drawing analogies to the push up bra.This  invention,born in UK,seeks to extend the use of the phrase ‘bubble butt’ to the masculine community as well.Frankly,I never quite knew the signifance of what lies beneath when we were told to dress up smartly for an interview.Obese men and otherwise are ready to bid adieu to their sagging posteriors.Tight jeans,tight tees,tight vests,tights have all been pushed to the backseat by this rather weird,yet innovative thing;whose sales has outstripped that of even Victoria Secret’s lingerie.Surprisingly,it has leveraged the confidence levels of men and made them more dynamic in their professional and social lives.

  However,all this only in the Western world.We Indians will always be unable to let go off the Nijjars,loosely translated as long checked boxers,proudly displayed by a good part of the population,notably a country actor by the name of Rajkiran.We consider mini skirts to be outrageous yet do not shirk at pulling up our dhotis close to our hip.The reason being we may not possess sagging posteriors,we are socially secure,blah blah.It is time to advocate to the West the use of the Nijjars,for it is believed that even brands like Jockey are hesitating to enter such a market fearing failure.The Indian Nijjar is an embodiment of our rustic culture,makes people feel at home.Plus it is an excellent fashion statement.Come 2020,We will walk out in Nijjars to every beach house party.We are told that international sporting organisations are seriously contemplating replacing trunks,shorty shorts with the more free,comfy Nijjar as it does not arrest any degree of freedom,enabling unparalleled motion.They also come in a variety of colours and designs,thus you could picturize anything on it from polka dots to a national flag.It is only sad that we are unable to grant such privileges to our female counterparts.The Nijjar is ours and only ours and so it shall be always.